How to Impress

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN?

• Compliment her...
• Respect her...
• Honor her...
• Cuddle her...
• Kiss her, caress her...
• Love her, stroke her...
• Tease her...
• Comfort her...
• Protect her...
• Hug her...
• Hold her...
• Spend money on her...
• Wine and dine her...
• Buy things for her...
• Listen to her...
• Care for her...
• Stand by her...
• Support her...
• Go to the ends of the Earth for her...

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN?

• Show up naked...
• Bring food/beer...